Masamune

"Oh shit."

-Blink's reaction to realizing that he still hadn't made this page

masamune is world renowned as a desktop lamp salesperson. masamune made a fortune when Norweigan lamp interest peaked in the late summer of 1998. masamune can be found in the northern zone of what was once The Rhineland, in Europe.

masamune is currently in an abusive relationship with Battlefield 3, has a soft spot for Skwerls and makes a habit of stalking people, much to the terror of RonnyGunz.

this is the only known photograph of him: