Merp

Merp is a odd little thing, only reponds when its name is used in a sentence. Merp is slow to repond, many have theorised that this is because Merp is on one of the moons of mars so it has a long lag time or it could be mentally retarded.

Merp is quoted to claim that cash rules everything around it.

When asked if it had anything to add to this page it responded with this:  "Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp, Merp... Merp."