Hatch

Hatch is like a box of chocolates on steroids. You never know what your gonna get, yet it's bound to be madly awesome, and probably carries the unfortunate side effect of making your penis smaller.

Below is a short clip of my entire life's ambitions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYF2mT-yy4o I got moves like QWOP. Slippery, slidy, yet incredibly smooth.

"Life is one big ass conspiracy theory" _______________________________________________________________________________________________

Hatch wrote everything above the line, which should be enough evidence of what kind of personality he has.

Who the fuck is hatch?

Hatch is a person.