Blink

AKA ProblemSleuth, Gooseman, Geromy

"What's your end game?" "To become a lawyer." -RonnyGunz discussing Blink's ambitions with him

Blink is the bearer of ill logic, stupidity and, so far, the unchallenged king of this wiki. Creator of the first pages and the sworn enemy of Owl theCaped, Blink enjoys spending time in Spycheck with his best pal in the whole wide world, DiSpentry.

Blink was initially a small-time getaway driver for hire in the suburbs of Philadelphia. After being arrested for the third time, he was sent to the local correctional facility where he escaped along with a fellow convict known only as "Hipster4L". Blink fled to the jungles of the Congo where he tried to make a living selling desktop lamps. Lacking the technique and charm of the legendary lamp seller masamune, Blink was sold into slavery and eventually ended up in the hands of Syth on his search for porn. Syth freed Blink (Big mistake) and took him to spycheck where he currently works as an op.

Blink dislikes The Catholic Church and looks like a girl.